Naked Holidays NYC ‘08: Hide the Milk and Cookies

Naked Holidays NYC ‘08: Hide the Milk and Cookies- Featured in TimeOut New York
EndTimes Productions presents the second annual Naked Holidays NYC this December, a gleeful pageant filled with indulgent tidings.

This year’s medley showcases new works that explore the terrorist threat in the elfin community, crimes of passion in the North Pole, the true pain an overdose of New Year’s Eve can bring, what life would be like if Hanukah got the attention that Christmas did (predicated on the wish of a desperate man), a despondent shell of a Santa dependent on lithium- yes, all in one evening of theater. Bells are encouraged.

Featuring the musical flair of the Naked Holidays Orchestra, there will be eggnog served (provided the cast hasn’t gotten to it first).

“There are 8 million stories in the naked Holidays and ‘Naked Holidays’ tells them.”
- LA WEEKLY (recommended!)

“an evening of sex and silliness … a saucy way to make merry this holiday season … you’ll be glad you’re along for the ride.” - BACKSTAGE WEST

Naked Holidays NYC ’08 – Hide the Milk and Cookies
@ EndTimes Underground @ the Gene Frankel Theater
12/11 – 12/28 (excluding Christmas)
Show times: Thurs – Sat. @ 7:30 PM, Sunday matinee at 3 PM.

Tickets: $18, Students w/ID $15

Written by:  Blake Hackler, George Larkin, Stacey Lane, Mark Harvey Levine, Kristine McGovern, Albert Pergande, and Isabella Russell- Ides

Directed by:  Jerrod Bogard, Russell Dobular, Matthew Kreiner, Ilana Landecker, Judy Merrick, Julianne Nelson, Tony Macy- Perez, Laurie Rae Waugh

Assistant Producer: Judy Merrick

Cast:  Nicolette Callaway, Melissa Ciesla, Alessandro Colla, Michael Eisenstein, Sergio Fuenzalida, Josh Ethan, Heather Lee Harper, Christopher Johnston, Megan Lee, Sabina Maschi, Patrick McDaniel, Judy Merrick, Serena Miller, Mandy Moore, Jennifer Olen, Marek Sapieyevski, Robyn Schall, Nora Sheehan, Meghan Sinclair, Leal Vona

Production Stage Manager – Mariel Matos / Lighting/Sound Design – Jeremy Pape / Choreographer – Christopher Shepard
Musical Director – Serena Miller

The Naked Holidays Opening
By George Larkin, Directed by Russell Dobular
A furious look at some of the contrasting traditions of Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, and the Pagan world with a debunking of holiday traditions,  Everything you never needed about the December holidays!

The Bipolar Express
By Kristine McGovern, Directed by Laurie Rae Waugh

Dirty Laundry
By Stacey Lane, Directed by Judy Merrick

A Very Special Hanukkah Special
By Mark Harvey Levine, Directed by Matthew Kreiner

The Lady in Red
By Blake Hackler, Directed by Tony Macy-Perez

American Think Tanks
By Isabella Russell-Ides, Directed by Ilana Landecker

Santa’s Bag Limit
By Albert Pergande, Directed by Jerrod Bogard

Holiday Jihad
By Albert Pergande, Directed by Julianne Nelson